December 2011
Watchfapkins:
sup3rficial:
holy shit
No, I'm Not Your Kind, Dear: North Carolina!! AN... →
blackamazon:
She needs “a bedroom for me and my stuff and my cat, some pain meds, and a line on a job.” She’s getting kicked out of her place by the first of the month, but she’s a real established organizer, a genius trans woman of color former graphic designer and in need of community…
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things i said after sex
burntmytaintintheshower:
“i can’t even think right now”
“we should just get married”
“ahhh.. i love life” :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Hppy holidays. i love you all!
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
favorite black weirdos
blackqueerdo:
oh shiittt!!!
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Watchancestryinprogress:
ancestryinprogress:
Do y’all remember this?
Five Star Niggaz (freestyle)
how i start my day.
“high priced nigga wanting high priced shit….gucci armani and that upscale dick…”
dc all day. okkk aaron!
Do Not Touch A Black Person's Hair Without...
white person: zomg is that your real hair?
black person: yes.
white person: what do they call it again, an..af-afro, right?
black person: that's correct
white person: wow...i wish i could have an afro. i just have limp dishrag hair, ha ha ha ha ha!
black person: good to know.
white person: so, um, can i touch it?
black person: absolutely not
white person: why not? :(
black person: because i don't want you to? because white people like yourself have a history of fetishizing and taking ownership of black bodies to suit your own twisted, racist doctrines? because your hands are dirty? because i don't know you?
white person (oblivious as fuck): racism is in the past! *touches* ooooh wowwwww! It's soft like a cloud! or cotton candy! do you wash it?
black person: BITCH, BACK THE FUCK UP, CUZ IMMA NEED YOU TO GET YO FUNKY PINK HANDS OUT MY HEAD CUZ U LOOKIN REAL PRESSED RIGHT NOW, YOU STANK SUCKA HEAUX, DON'T YOU EVA TOUCH MY HAIR AGAIN OR I SWEAH FO' GAWD I WILL SHANK YA ASS! NASTY ASS MOTHAFUCKIN DIRTY SLUTRAG, THAT'S WHY YO IGNANT ASS SMELL LIKE A WET DOG! how's that for a wash?
white person (bursts into tears): omg u people ARE racist!
Habari gani?
celestethebest:
Nia (Purpose): to make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their original greatness.
HAPPY KWANZAA!
