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Kids Ruin The Darndest Everything of the Day: Yet another reason kids and flour do not mix.

YouTuber mtmuzic says:

Mommy was not feeling well and had to stay in the bathroom longer than usual during which my two boys, ages 1 and 3 took my new bag of flour out of the cupboard and destroyed my house. This is from ONE 5lb bag. Don’t believe me? Hand a full bag to a 3 year old and see what happens.

Note: Do not hand a full bag to a 3 year old to see what happens.

[dpaf.]

Do you now why I am not yet a mom? Because this Mom, bless her heart, was INFINITELY MORE CALM than I would EVER MANAGE TO BE. She didn’t even curse. I cursed as soon as I saw the flour on the floor. And that adorable little one that kept asking, “See? See?” I woulda mushed him.

I just……….I can imagine myself having a mental breakdown at some point. Just going back into the bathroom and crying…then calling someone to get my kids so I could avoid getting thrown in prison.

nah….just…nah.

them kids would have just had to have been given up for adoption on that day.

ahahahahahaaa! wow

“what’s the matter mommy?” did that kid really just say that?! oh hell to the no! if it were me, my kids would currently be wards of the state and my husband would be looking for enough cash to post my bail.

MOUTH.WIDE.OPEN.

ASS.WHOOPIN!!